Ngaba kukho into enje ngokuba iipilisi ezininzi kakhulu? EKUPHANDENI (Uhlobo)

Iipillow, aka ezo zinto zintofontofo ebhedini yakho ochitha iiyure ezisibhozo zitshona ebusuku, zaqala ukusetyenziswa malunga ne-7,000 BC kwi-Mesopotamia. Ekuqaleni yayiphethwe zizityebi okanye ii-echelons eziphezulu, ezinemithwalo emininzi ethetha ukuba umniniyo wayesisityebi, ebalulekile, kwaye mhlawumbi ephumle kakuhle.

KwiTshayina yamandulo, iipilo zazenziwe kungengawo amalaphu nje kuphela, kodwa zenziwe ngeplasta, ilitye, ukhuni kunye nobhedu (phakathi kwenkulungwane ye-10 neye-14), kwaye kwakucingwa ukuba iyakwazi ukudlulisa ulwazi okanye ukunyanga izifo ngokulala kuzo. Okwangoku, uTudor eNgilani wayekholelwa ukuba imiqamelo yenzelwe kuphela amadoda okanye abasetyhini ababuthathaka ekuzaleni, okunokuncanca ukuba ubungumntu nje onomqolo ombi okanye intamo ebuhlungu. Ngexesha lokufika koluntu lwaseYurophu lwakudala, imithwalo ngoku yayifunyanwa ngokusisiseko kwindlu yomntu wonke.

Khawulezisa-phambili ukuza kuthi ga namhlanje kwaye sikwihlobo oluthile lokuvuselelwa komqamelelo. Ungafumana amagwebu ememori, urhabule ezantsi, ezo zinto zingaqhelekanga zihlala zipholile ngaphandle kwalapho, imithwalo yesoka , abane ubuso be-movie obothusayo , amachibi egazi , Kunye a Utata -phefumlelwe intloko yehashe , kodwa owona mqamelo ubalaseleyo — ubuncinci kum — ngowokuhombisa umqamelo. Ndiyathetha, ndiyawuthanda umqamelo wam, undikhonze kakuhle, kodwa mna uthando Imiqamelo yokuphosa ililize. Bavala izindlu ezinkulu zendlu yam. Kodwa ebhedini, zingaphi iipilo zokuphosa zininzi kakhulu? Ndithathe isigqibo sokuthatha ngokungathandabuzekiyo isayensi ukujonga lo mbuzo ungacinezeliyo.

Iyintoni intsingiselo yokomoya ye-444

Umqamelo onencasa wokuphosa ungathetha lukhulu ngawe, kuba ndiyakonwabela ukucoceka kwaye nokuthamba izinto ezingenamsebenzi ebomini, ukuba NDINESIPHAKAMISO [SIJONGA UKUBONISA UMLAMO WOMNTU]. Kwibhedi yam yobuqu, ndinemiphilo emihlanu yokuphosa ixesha elininzi, uninzi lwazo bezizizipho ezivela kusapho (kungoko kutheni umntu ophethe ipowusta eofisini yakhe efundeka ukuba HANG IN there, DUMBASS ungumnqamlezo othi Ndiphuze ubusuku bonke) .

Ke, ngaphandle kokuqhubela phambili, ndibonisa kuwe (un) ndifundile, uvavanyo lwenqanaba lokudibana lokuphosa imithwalo (enemifanekiso!), Kwaye zingaphi ezinyani naye ezininzi.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Akukho miqamelo

Kutheni ndide ndilale kule bhedi? Yintoni i ingongoma ? Ndiziva ndingenanto ngaphakathi ndijongile nje. Ijongeka ilahlekile, ngathi yinto yokudlala yomntwana elahliweyo ehlathini.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo emibini

Ngesizathu esithile, ulingano apha luyandicaphukisa. Akukho pizzazz. Ukuphosa imithwalo kufuneka ibe ne-pizzazz, okanye ubuncinci zazz .

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo emithathu

Ukunambitheka, kodwa buthuntu, njengokulahleka kwigumbi lokubonisa le-IKEA eligcwaliswe ngokupheleleyo ngeebhayisekile zeBILLY.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo emine

Ukuba zinobungakanani obahlukeneyo, oku kungasebenza. Kukho umdla obonakalayo, kwaye ndisenendawo eyaneleyo ebhedini yokulala kunye nokufunda malunga nokuba kufanelekile na ukuba ndithenge umqhaphu okanye iipilisi zokwenziwa ezizaliswayo.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo emithandathu

Ngokwenyani le ndlela ibhedi ibukeka ngayo ngesiqhelo, ikhokelela abantu abaninzi abangena kwigumbi lam lokulala bathi, Wow, nina bantu ninemiqamelo emininzi. Nokuba yintoni, andikugwebi igumbi lakho lokulala! Awundazi! Ngokwenyani bayayenza, kwaye into abayaziyo kukuba ndiyazithanda iipilo.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo esixhenxe

I-decadent, njengegumbi lokulala laseRoma, nangona elinye lihlotshiswe nguMaximus Pier One-icus.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo esithoba

Ewe oh.

Intsingiselo yenombolo 222

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo elishumi elinanye

Oku ngokusesikweni kuphume esandleni. Ndiyayithanda imiqamelo, kodwa ngoku le yimicamelo kwaye akukho bhedi. Kukho ubugcisa obucekeceke bokuba zingaphi iipilo ekufuneka zibekwe ebhedini, kwaye xa uphelile ebhedini emva koko kuya kufuneka uyeke. Kwakhona, ndiyakholelwa ukuba umyeni wam ukwindawo ethile phaya, kungoko kufanele ukuba ndiyokumsindisa ekufeni okuthambileyo.

(Ityala lemifanekiso: Arlyn Hernandez)

Imiqamelo elishumi elinesibini

Ndingade nje nditsho umandlalo ndilele kwimfumba yemiqamelo endaweni yoko.

Ngapha koko, into endiyifundileyo kolu vavanyo kukuba elona nani lililo lokuphosa imicamelo ngamathathu okanye ngaphantsi, ngaphandle kokuba uziva ngathi ulungile, emva koko lithandathu okanye ngaphantsi. Enye into engaphaya kwalonto kwaye mhlawumbi kungangcono ukuba ulale kwindlwana enkulu yomqamelo, ethe gca, ayivakali ngathi ayilunganga… eneneni, loo nto ivakala intle, ke ukuba uyandixolisa, ndiza kubhala Ibala lam le Izizathu ezi-8 zokuba kutheni kufuneka ufumane isidleke somqamelo.

UAlex Nursall

Umnikeli

UAlex Nursall ngumbhali (kunye nezinye izinto). Uye wabonakaliswa kwiToast, uIzebhele, iMagazini engenazintloni, kunye noMcSweeney kwi-Intanethi. Ujongeka njengomnqamlezo phakathi kukaWinona Ryder omncinci kunye nomzala kaWinona Ryder omncinci.